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Friday, May 30, 2014

Road Journal - Michael Katon Tour - 2/23/14





Sunday, 2/23/14 – Eibergen, De Stier – This bar (De Stier is I believe “The Steer” or “The Bull”) is nestled in a very small town, actually rather charming and quiet. It’s a very high-ceilinged oblong-shaped place as so many seem to be, medium sized, with curtained street windows and unfinished floors, polished by many years of foot traffic. A surprisingly high stage was a bit challenging with several of our crew down with what appears to be the second half of a monumental cold…that we thought we’d shaken off in England, but now has resurfaced and seems to want to kill us all. Still, we got set up and soundchecked, and talked to the owner (a very pleasant guy) for a while over coffee…then he walked us down the street to our rooms.



Understand that last night, we’d been staying again at Henny’s, and Mike was not looking too well at all. And usually he has the constitution of a rhinoceros, so I could tell this wasn’t great. Today he was pretty quiet, and I sensed that he was just holding it together as well as he could. The bar owner got us to the B&B, and talked with the elderly proprietor, who only spoke Dutch. She directed Mike and Johnny to somewhere upstairs and away they limped into the darkness. Tanya and I were taken to a cinder-block building behind the house, which I guess was for overflow traffic. Where this traffic would come from, and why it would come into this obscure town, remains a mystery. But this rather strange woman (who was prone to speaking to us as though we could speak the language, and then bursting out into rather loud creepy laughter) left us to our rather strange home away from home, which I documented on a short film.

After cleaning up as best we could (I was not brave enough to use the shower), we returned to the club and went into the upstairs for dinner. This had been cooked by the owner…when we mentioned that some of us had difficulty with red meat, he assured us there would be none in the dish that he was making. What it actually was, though, was a very strange casserole, made with mashed potatoes, sauerkraut, onions and…ham and hamburger. That was the entirety of the meal. I was too tired and ill to argue, just smiled and after he left picked as much of the meat out as I could. I actually really have trouble digesting red meat, but I also hadn’t eaten much that day.


It’s important to remember that we are on a really rigorous tour…we have 30 shows in 35 days! Our schedule has been so hectic, and we’ve been so focused on just getting the next gig, that most of our meals have been either at the hotels or clubs we’ve worked, or bought at gas stations on the highway. These highways snacks and sandwiches all seem to be made by the same company, all across Europe, and they all seem to be both expensive and either disgusting or flavor-free, sometimes both. So like many bands, we keep a box with the leftover stuff from the occasional backstage hospitality trays…usually we have some apples, or tangerines, and maybe some crackers or bread, as well as bottled water and sometimes beer. Often rather than spending $10 for a lousy sandwich, I’ll opt for a few bites of stale bread and an apple. Better and cheaper. Ah, the romance of the road.


  Poster from Skegness. We're in there somewhere.

Strangely enough, the show was really good! Quite a few people materialized, ready to party, and they certainly did, too. Mike, who I’d been kind of worried about, rose to the occasion. Ever the performer, he played to the audience, especially the pretty girls dancing in the front row, who I think really enjoyed the attention. The whole crowd was really festive, especially for a Sunday in a small town! Considering we were so spent, we rocked hard and had a good time…there were some really good moments, notably  during “Luv a Dawg” and “Motorcycle Blues”. But after the encores were played, and the equipment packed up into the bus, we were ready to sleep the sleep of the just! I grabbed my extra quilt (that I borrowed from Henny at the beginning of the tour, and believe me I’m really glad I did), and walked with the rest of the band back to the house of Laughing Grandma and my rather lumpy bed.  

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