A much less serious statement of intent

I'm gonna make sure that I wear something colorful enough to scare the cats at least once a week.

I intend to post up songs that nobody cares about to a website nobody goes to for no particular reason.

I may stop over to your house and tapdance on your roof...don't shoot me.

I'll try to tell stories that amuse you, and play music that moves you, and if I don't suceed, let's neither of us get mad, OK?

I'm gettin' a massage once a week. Or more.

I'll try to get to be a better musician, and a better friend, and more psychic, and richer too...that part might be a trick though...

...And I'll try to make my next post make a little more sense.